all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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