I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
