so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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