You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I licked your asshole in confidence.
God, I missed his penis.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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