I CAN MOONWALK!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
