yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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