He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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