I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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