Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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