so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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