Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
FUCK WHALES
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