called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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