So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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