ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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