I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
