And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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