there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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