you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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