The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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