Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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