: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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