so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The beer is more important than you right now.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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