So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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