Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize