i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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