thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Im part way to drunk.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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