everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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