just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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