we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
True college students do jello shots in the library
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