Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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