if i can run in heels then i can drive
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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