Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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