oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
you never un-have a 4some
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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