Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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