dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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