I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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