I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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