Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There's always time for handjobs
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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