He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Green mimosas i think yes
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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