just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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