omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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