I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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