Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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