That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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