You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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