I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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