U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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