So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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