No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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