I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i will never coherently bang her
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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