it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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